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Watch this and try not to laugh...
« on: October 26, 2016, 02:51:08 am »
Kickin it off over here too...

https://youtu.be/7EZ9Vgsp3OE

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Re: Watch this and try not to laugh...
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2016, 07:21:51 pm »
MemX2 this was special for you. Don't know if you got to see it in the old forum.

https://drive.google.com/...VkEtRFk/view?usp=drivesdk

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Re: Watch this and try not to laugh...
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2016, 11:09:28 pm »
Not something to watch but I found it funny all the same.  I dont know where this comes from so not sure who to give credit to.  I thought of this after we were all talking in different languages on Whatsapp.

here you go...




The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.

By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!

Herr Schmidt

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Re: Watch this and try not to laugh...
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2016, 03:17:42 pm »
Very good!!
"IF MY FATHER WAS THE OCEAN AND MY MOTHER WAS THE SHORE, DOES THAT MAKE ME A SON OF A BEACH?"

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Re: Watch this and try not to laugh...
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2016, 06:13:05 am »
I didnt laugh once during that last video... in fact I felt like I needed to slap every one of the "Swing Kids" Nazi Germany's version of footloose?

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Re: Watch this and try not to laugh...
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2016, 06:35:38 am »
Well if you couldn't laugh at that out of context, then watch the whole movie. You will laugh at it then. And or at least feel awkward.

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Re: Watch this and try not to laugh...
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2016, 02:23:02 pm »
This actually IS funny! I discovered some new mystery people whom I find fascinating  ;D 'Sovereign Citizens' - they are like normal citizens except the law does NOT apply to them, which is a huge plus of course - unless you are factually incorrect about that in which case it's a huge problem and turns a simple traffic stop into a smashed up car, smashed up head and a stint in jail to boot. Genius! And clear proof too that US police are not shooting anywhere near as many people dead as they should be, it's so simple as that  ;D

If you don't have 30 mins to spare just go 21:00 and observe the true genius of that free spirited Aussie guy, "Woo hooo hoo hoo! Free man of the land! I've got 2 cars in pursuit....I do not consent! I do not consent!'.  Doh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg

What the hell is going on? ::)
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Re: Watch this and try not to laugh...
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2016, 04:43:24 pm »
These assclowns are no joke. They have killed police officers for having the audacity to do their job. I have stopped several of these knuckleheads and one almost came to me breaking the guys window out. Luckily for him and his car he relented and provided me with his license as requested, Over, and over, and over.

I think these types of people suffer from a mental health illness that is either diagnosed or ignored.

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Re: Watch this and try not to laugh...
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2016, 09:34:45 pm »
these f' ers all need to be shot as they are taking police officers away from doing their jobs and could be putting other people at risk while the officer is dealing with their stupidity  F'ing idiots!!!
"IF MY FATHER WAS THE OCEAN AND MY MOTHER WAS THE SHORE, DOES THAT MAKE ME A SON OF A BEACH?"

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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2016, 11:39:16 pm »
Chad I could never do what you do. I don't have the self control not to lose it with people like this. That video gets my blood boiling and my heart racing. I love the dude who didn't take nerdies ****. Reminded me of a drill instructor. Proably was one. That kid almost **** his pants when that guy stepped in. Those type end arguments pretty quick.

Thanks Steve. This was not my intent for the post. Capital letter emphasize the point by the way. That was NOT funny at all you friggen weirdo. Now I'm aggregated. I'll look for you on track brother!

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Re: Watch this and try not to laugh...
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2016, 01:52:33 am »
Let's get this ship turned back on course...

https://youtu.be/8-1F-CokXNU

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Re: Watch this and try not to laugh...
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2016, 12:44:46 am »
Great kitten, and great Michael, thanks

byyyyyyye

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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2016, 03:02:43 am »
Haha. Cats are soooo stupid. And cute.

 

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