Welcome back Christoph. It's good to see you again. I am hoping that during your time off you have completely forgotten how to drive fast. If, on the off chance, you have not forgotten, I would like to recommend you take up downhill mountain biking. The resulting crash and injury would probably be the only way I would be able to beat you in a race.
God I hate being slow... Every new member we have attracted is faster than the last. Perhaps we should start recruiting from one of the console racing games.